fart blaster

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.

"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"

by alex November 13, 2004

fart blaster

a large protruding usually somewhat muscular ass

Serena Williams

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

fart blaster

A person who can fart very loudly sometimes multiple times in a row.

Harry really ripped off a few loud ones. He's a fart blaster!

by Mike Knight June 22, 2006

Fart Blister

When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.

I feel weird telling you this, but I find fart blisters sexually arousing

by Jdubyalker December 27, 2012

fartblaster

One who unleashes mad gas on a regular basis; one who blasts the farts

Today I(michael) took up the role of fartblaster in class today, TO THE MAX!!

by Captain B November 4, 2003

fartblaster

a very large ass

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

fartblaster

One who uses great force to let out extreme waves of gaseous, toxic odours and does so intentionally. One who not only profusely and deliberately expels all nasty smelling gases from body but does so with pride.

The kids and I were choking on this horrible odour in the room, that fartblaster had no shame.

by whatsthebeat January 15, 2013