Fart away

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When you want to say “fuck off,” but you have kids present

Dylan’s parents were having an argument at the dinner table, when his father finally couldn’t take it anymore and yelled “ just fart away, Lillian, fart away.”

Fart away by Wallyman April 24, 2022

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One fart away from a disaster

Being afraid to fart, because if you do you might shit yourself.

Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!

Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?

Peter: That's messed up.

Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.

One fart away from a disaster by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010

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far away fart

When a group of people here a loud BOOM far away, and one person in that group says SORRY as if he had just farted.

hahaha did you just far away fart?

far away fart by atomic thigh clap August 2, 2011

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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