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farked up 

More polite way of saying something is "fucked up". Origin most likely from the website FARK.com
farked up by Kremit March 28, 2003

Favred up 

Just when you think you're seeing true greatness, you get excited and you start to believe that wonderful things are about to happen, some kind of stupid quirk of fate occurs resulting in a massive choke instead.
Person #1: "Man, I thought we were going to get the deal done and we were so close to winning it, but at the last second I made a boneheaded move and totally Favred up the presentation.
Favred up by Mustang Freak January 26, 2010

Favred up a creek with no nig knife 

When I lost my keys, I realized I was favred up a creek with no nig knife.

Furred up 

In a hard water area, usually British, the heating element in becoming covered in timescale.
"Can you add white vinegar to the shopping list please. The kettle is getting furred up again"
"can you add white vinegar to the shopping list please. The kettle is getting furred up again"
Furred up by Trogstig January 4, 2024

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!