farked up 

More polite way of saying something is "fucked up". Origin most likely from the website FARK.com

Man, this is really farked up!

farked up by Kremit March 28, 2003

Forked Up 

Being morbidly obese or absurdly fat and disproportionate.

Dude that chick at mcdonalds is so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 4, 2022

Forked Up 

1.Being morbidly obese

2. Eating a lot of food

a reference to the deviant artist Forksporks

Oh my god she's so forked up

Forked Up by nnarx August 5, 2022

farred up 

The trailer park trash version of one getting upset or angry.

Damn! Bobby-Jo I'm about to get farred up if that BBQ ain't ready in 10 minutes.

farred up by cara October 19, 2003

Faked Up 

any woman faking it with hair extensions, push up bra/chicken fillets, false eyelashes and anything other than her natural hair colour.

What do you think about her?

Shes a bit faked up for my liking, just another Paris Hilton wannabe!

Faked Up by NoImNotStewy May 27, 2010

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020