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Forked Up 

Being morbidly obese or absurdly fat and disproportionate.
Dude that chick at mcdonalds is so forked up
Forked Up by nnarx August 4, 2022

Forked Up 

1.Being morbidly obese

2. Eating a lot of food

a reference to the deviant artist Forksporks
Oh my god she's so forked up
Forked Up by nnarx August 5, 2022

farred up 

The trailer park trash version of one getting upset or angry.
Damn! Bobby-Jo I'm about to get farred up if that BBQ ain't ready in 10 minutes.
farred up by cara October 19, 2003

Faked Up 

any woman faking it with hair extensions, push up bra/chicken fillets, false eyelashes and anything other than her natural hair colour.
What do you think about her?

Shes a bit faked up for my liking, just another Paris Hilton wannabe!
Faked Up by NoImNotStewy May 27, 2010

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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