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Scournge refers to the act of digging around for something (scrounging) and being disdainful of what one finds (scorn).

Why, you ask, do we need this word? The English language will finally have a rhyme for "orange."
Example: "Sally scournged through the frig looking for something yummy and only finding some slimy baloney and flaccid carrots.
by Steven W. E. April 26, 2020

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The toilet paper that spooled onto ones bathroom floor after ones feline has entertained herself with such. You then remove iut from the floor but save it.
"Dude, why is there a pile of toilet paper on the vanity next to the throne in the WC downstairs?" You: " that's cat TP that I didn't want to toss after Pussy Boots had her way with it."
by Steven W. E. August 10, 2017

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a unit of packaging one identifies with a valued business or cause and thus cherishes beyond its objective worth.
I brought my i-pod home in an Apple fantainer; a champaign bottle left over from ones wedding party
by Steven W. E. June 23, 2007

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a group of people made wealthy by the wrongful death of someone and subsequent payout by the offending party.
The Clampets, a family of poor farmers, certainly moved up in the world because they became necro riche when they got a payout from a big agribusiness company that had been polluting the waters upstream from their land.
by Steven W. E. March 13, 2021

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Someone who posts on social media some delicious-looking food that they ostensibly prepared, and tells you how delicious it was and that it's now gone.
Michael was such a cooktease when he posted a picture of a gorgeous apple pie only to go on and tell us how he and his guests had eaten every last slice.
by Steven W. E. March 11, 2021

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The preferred sexual position for females of most sex scenes on streaming services such as Netflix.
You know Sally is really starting to like Shawn. That's two love scenes in a row where she was doing streaming cowgirl.
by Steven W. E. July 08, 2020

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