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Faint while painting or fap while painting.
Painter: (lying on the floor with white paint spilled all over)

Daughter: (Opens the door) AAh!!!! DAD this painter fapainted!!

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Painter : (Fapping and painting the wall at the same time)

Daughter : WTF is he doing daddy????

Dad : That's an art!!! it is called as fapainting.... :)

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Fapaint by 7208118281 January 4, 2012
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Using a mac to look at porn because they dont get a virus, aka a fapintosh.
My windows machine always had viruses, my IT buddy recommended I get a fapintosh.
Fapintosh by jlh42581 September 6, 2013
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fappinthroisis 

When you hit a girl on the ass but then you say sorry and then you punch her in the face and she calls you daddy while you doing distraction dance from henry stickmin like a fucking 12 year old.
Andrew Bill David Douglas: While I'm milking some cows in my farm, I want to tell you a story... I caused fappinthroisis since I hit a girl on the ass, said sorry, puched her face, she called me daddy while I was doing distraction dance.
Hillbilly Joe: what the fu-
fappinthroisis by datboi101lol March 10, 2021

fataintench 

The name for something moist, festering, and durfilicious.
Dirtbag 1: It sure is hot and humid out today!

Dirtbag 2: it's moister than a fataintench! Let's get a large milkshake!
fataintench by Durf27 June 9, 2021
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