fapinion 

An opinion piece in which grandiose arguments rely on exaggerated facts often poorly researched or misunderstood by the author and targeted toward people with like opinions and poor critical thinking skills. Fapinion pieces can be recognized by their viral spread and inability to withstand expert scrutiny. They are a favorite of fanboys engaging in mental masturbation inside their clique (eg: fapping).

An 8 year farm student designed a next generation battery technology that will take the world by storm according to the latest Time fapinion.

fapinion by librafate July 11, 2019

Fopinion 

When a fact and opinion are the same.

"It's fopinion the steelers are the greatest football team."

-They are my favorite team, and have the most rings.

"It's fopinion that it freezing out there."
-Its below 32 degrees. And I feel cold.

Fopinion by Z.A.K.-01 February 24, 2011

Fahinions

chaotic burst of hype energy created by Reginal. Used when something is so wild, so funny, or so brain‑melting that normal words can’t describe it.
Often paired with fire emojis and loud reactions.

“Bro fell off the zipline, that’s straight fahinions.”
• “I’m crying fire, full fahinions mode.”
• “This whole chat is pure fahinions energy.

Fahinions by nockman223 July 1, 2026