thefapfather's definitions

unhot

You will typically hear an uneducated retard use this word because he/she does not have the brain power to formulate a word such as: "ugly," or "unattractive."

Jay (Retard friend): "Yo, that girl is unhot."

You: "You mean ugly? You stupid fuck."

by thefapfather September 5, 2020

fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 10, 2020

fapfather

An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."

Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"

fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"

fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."

Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."

by thefapfather September 8, 2020

Stupendous

Synonymous to "stupid". However, it is only applicable to IT workers.

"Jagrit did not document the process on Evernote. What a stupendous fool!"

by thefapfather April 24, 2023