4 definitions by thefapfather
An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."
Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"
fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."
Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."
fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."
Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."
by thefapfather September 10, 2020
An incredibly alpha/potent male who mandates the masturbation of those who seek his shelter. Often thought of as "the God father of ejaculation."
Disciple: "Don fap! What now?"
fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."
Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."
fapfather: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Disciple: "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
fapfather: "Threaten to bust on his face as he sleeps."
Disciple: "Oh... I thought we'd just shoot his dog. But I'm down."
by thefapfather September 8, 2020
by thefapfather April 24, 2023
You will typically hear an uneducated retard use this word because he/she does not have the brain power to formulate a word such as: "ugly," or "unattractive."
by thefapfather September 5, 2020