fapathetic

When one is masturbating and doesn't care about their surroundings or current happenings until finished.

While Jimmy was masturbating, his mother yelled for him; he was fapathetic about her beckoning and proceeded fapping.

by punkfaggot123 August 21, 2011

Fapathetic

Fapping but getting bored half way through but continuing because you can't be bothered to stop

I am just so fapathetic today.

by b3eak December 6, 2018

Gender Apathetic

A gender under the non binary umbrella. People who identify as gender apathetic don't care too deeply about personal pronouns or what gender they are perceived as to other people. They are not too lazy to care about their gender, this is just how they feel as an individual.

Jordan: What pronouns to you prefer?
Quinn: Oh, I'm gender apathetic, I don't care about the pronouns, any will do!

by GoodBi August 3, 2020

Apathetic Pessimism

(1.)The point of not caring about anyone or anything, and if tries to convince you otherwise, you fully disagree using examples. You only say the negative side, as you see the world as: over populated by idiots, and stupidity running rampant.

(2.)The point reached right before the office worker comes in with Molotov cocktails and an AK-47.

(3.)Caused by everything in someone's life fucking them over since birth.

1.)You have a really nice life, glad your creationist parents raised you to par. I honestly don't care though, you can take your faith and intimately shove it.
Because, even if I was to win the lottery, I would just spend it on leveling an entire city.
Humanity is F'd.
(listener):Well aren't you just bursting with apathetic pessimism!

2.)... you have an idea.

3.)Example - Family murder, Siblings killing each other, Family members dying, Failing at every thing you have ever attempted.

by kamel_reds February 14, 2009

sapathetic

The combination of being sad, apathetic and pathetic all at the same time.

Jim Morrison was one sapathetic dude!

by sirmoron October 5, 2008

apathetic

Indifference towards people, things, and/or activities. Lack of emotion and lack of feeling, numbness.

His apathetic attitude made people think he was introvert.

by chaserx27 May 27, 2004

Zapathetic

Zapathy is an apathetic condition that manifests itself in endless hours of aimlessly clicking on computer, smartphone or tablet, or the like. Being zapathetic is still no standard term, but may lay the foundation for a new terminology, in areas such as mental health, as we move towards an increasingly computerized society.

Linus has surfed the web for hours, seemingly aimlessly. He is zapathetic.

by lajdanbirran April 14, 2014