fap nap 

The nap you take after you get done stroking it.

Man I was exhausted after that marathon jerk...I had to take a fap nap.

fap nap by A teezy July 4, 2007

Fap Nap 

After self or mutual masturbation (fap), one takes a voluntary or accidental nap.

Sorry I'm late for the presentation of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's $6.9 million dollar addition for Modern Art and Media Communication, I had an awesome wank and really needed a fap nap.

Fap Nap by DeMoNYC October 17, 2010

fap nap 

1. Telling your roommate you are going to take a nap, but then going in and jerking off instead.

D: Man I'm so tired right now, I gotta take a nap. <Closes door>

Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.

D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!

fap nap by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER February 16, 2010

Fap Nap 

When you tell, you 're going to take a nap, but you masturbate in your room instead.

- George, I'm really tired... I'm going home to take a nap.
- Yeah right... You mean a fap nap! I know you too well, you sick freak...

Fap Nap by MuriPapi April 29, 2015

fap nap 

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

fap nap by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

Fap-nap 

Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.

I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.

Fap-nap by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014

mc fap nap 

An extremely pleasurable past time which is considered by many as the most awesome activity one can partake in whilst alone. A mc fap nap consists of three individual activities in the following order:

1. Purchasing and consuming a large meal from McDonalds, at least a large double quarter pounder mcvalue meal or equivalent.

2. A well prepared and lengthy session of masturbation i.e. lights dimmed, lube, a high quality yet filthy porno.

3. A nap in a large comfy bed lasting at least 2 hours.

Side effects include extreme relaxation and feelings of contentment. Mc fap naps should be used sparingly, so as not to diminish the pleasurable effects of the mc fap nap (too much of a good thing). One should also be careful not to overdose on the awesomeness one experiences whilst engaging in this activity, as such a mistake may prove fatal.

Joel, after a particularly long day of listening to trance, breaking things and stalking pwt on Facebook, needed to unwind. He got into his 4wd and drove to Maccas and obtained 2 medium double cheeseburger meals. When he arrived home he got naked and consumed his prey in the om nom nom fashion. He then lit some scented candles and dimmed the lights, put on some mood music (Armin van Buuren) and got out the baby oils and put on his favourite episode of Rex Hunt Fishing Adventures and began furiously mangling his meat. After cleanup he curled up in his bed for a nice arvo nap before his dinner of beef jerky and chocolate milk. When his "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" alarm clock woke him he unfurled from the fetal position he always sleeps in stretched out and revelled in the awesomeness of the mc fap nap he had just undertaken. All is well.

mc fap nap by Redhead and the fat man January 8, 2009