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fanny balls 

a male/female that is not liked.
(could be either gender or both)
you should have seen him at the weekend......what a fannyballs!
fanny balls by Anonymous April 6, 2003

funny balls 

What you get from taking roids
if Steroids = true
then
Funny Balls = true
funny balls by Yonasu May 25, 2008

Funny Balls 

When one of your testicles hangs dreadfully lower than the other like a chewed piece of bubblegum flapping in the wind.
I was playing in a game and got hit right in the nads with a fast ball, now I have funny balls.

I was hangin at the nursing home and half the dudes there got a mad case of the funny balls.
Funny Balls by King_shields February 4, 2018

funny as balls

holy crap man you are funny as balls
funny as balls by gabriel cherry December 18, 2008

You fancy a sclop nigger dick wet balls pussy Gina 

Very me and a lot of schlop nigga
You fancy a sclop nigger schlop You fancy a sclop nigger dick wet balls pussy Gina

fancy ball 

A ball in which persons appear in fanciful dresses in imitation of the costumes of different persons and nations.
Everybody was dressed for a Fancy Ball that was never to leave off.
A Tale Of Two Cities by Dickens, Charles
fancy ball by TheFreeDictionary.com January 21, 2005
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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