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Back-Hand Fantail 

Luxurious form of male masturbation.

Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.

Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.

Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.

Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.

Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.
Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?

Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.

Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.

Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?

Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.

Hayden: Living large!

Fantail Liberty 

The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.
Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.

Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.

Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.

Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!

-Fantail Liberty
Fantail Liberty by BlackCancer October 23, 2009
The smell of frog ass in Latin.
That boy is fanail.
fanail by trash hits October 29, 2017
The fan-shaped patch of hair just above a guy's butt.
He's got as much hair on his fantail as he has in his crotch.
fantail by Evan69 August 15, 2010

Fanfamily Cheaters 

People who should be kicked off of fanfamilyexperience.com for racking unworthy points. They should be looked down upon from the Jonas brothers and be shunned from fellow members.
Certain people who have thousands of points. We call these people Fanfamily Cheaters.
To tell someone to "screw off" without being to harmful.
Um, i really do like being your friend, but just fanfair...
Fanfair by Alex Amberner March 10, 2009