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Once again she has proven she is a fanfail
fanfail by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009
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Back-Hand Fantail
Luxurious form of male masturbation.
Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.
Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.
Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.
Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.
Step 1: Take off/drop pants or unzip.
Step 2: While standing, raise your leg onto a bench, chair or small stool.
Step 3: Reach under the raised leg. Taking a firm grip of The Penis.
Step 4: Maintain ringlike grip on The Penis with thumb and forfinger. Fanning out remaining three fingers.
Step 5: Rub it out. Maintain Fan.
Example 1
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?
Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.
Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.
Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?
Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.
Hayden: Living large!
Matos: What's up Stef, your looking blue?
Stef: Man, cranking just isn't hitting the spot anymore.
Matos: Dude, just start pumping Back-Hand Fantails, it's like your knob won the lottery.
Example 2
Hayden: Yo, what you up to tonight Big Mattress?
Matt: Just popping off Back-Hand Fantails.
Hayden: Living large!
Back-Hand Fantail by M Dogg Diggity April 28, 2009
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Fantail Liberty
The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.
Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.
Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.
Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.
Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!
-Fantail Liberty
Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.
Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.
Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!
-Fantail Liberty
Fantail Liberty by BlackCancer October 23, 2009
Fanfamily Cheaters
People who should be kicked off of fanfamilyexperience.com for racking unworthy points. They should be looked down upon from the Jonas brothers and be shunned from fellow members.
Fanfamily Cheaters by big jonas brother fan February 21, 2009
Fanfair
Fanfair by Alex Amberner March 10, 2009
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