Fandangler 

A male reproductive organ

his fandangler was so long, we called him tripod.

Fandangler by Aruba July 2, 2004

fandangler 

A perpetrator of one-upmanship.

A "fandangler" shows off to prove they are better in sports, gaming or academics; this typicallyoccurs right after someone has done something of note e.g. asked a question in class, shared a study guide with the class, scored a point in a game or landed a trick on a skateboard.The fandangler will immediately ask a more pointed question to show thier superior intellect, send out a better study guide, boast about their scoring, or proceed to do a more impressive trick on a skateboard. Fandaglers do this to prove their superiority to others who may be watching or to the one-upped.

John emails out a helpful study guide to his med school class, and gunner Jane immediately fires back with another email to the class containig a "better" study guide.

fandangler by the one-upped September 24, 2012

Fandangler 

Invented by a man known only by the name Bretzky, this is the method of taking a bong rip and holding it in your lungs while you consume a full beer and then exhailing only after the whole beer is finished.

Here's the beer and here's the bong. Now do a motherfucking fandangler, dummy.

Fandangler by Tyrone Jenkins September 14, 2006

Fandangler 

A piece of shit dried and stuck in the hair around your ass hole

Female- Gross, you have a fandangler hanging around your asshole! I’m outta here! Wash your ass!!!

Man- Damn my hairy ass! I’m never getting laid again……

Fandangler by Dingis McFatnuts April 19, 2024

ass fandangler 

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

ass fandangler by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

The Fandangler 

To take another man's turd and shove it up your own ass and then to shit it back out. This can go on for a "Double Fandangler" maybe even a "Triple Fandangler." Where you repeat the same process several times.

Coty Harris is the master of the Fandangler, dude.

The Fandangler by That gothic dude, dude. May 23, 2010

fangwangler 

a stupid or unjust person. Similar words are, "dumbass," "idiot," "moron," etc.

George was peeing in the public fountain, and he didn't seem to know that what he was doing wasn't socially acceptable.

You: You fangwangler!

fangwangler by HORNYGREENMAN January 18, 2017