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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to distinguish what it is or is not.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao champ! We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. I feel like I just want to complain to someone for no specific reason.

fanatical 

I passionate and charotic experience.
Often unplanned, and involves fialing arms.
"Yo so let's be fanatical, , let's take that dark alley-way just to see what it's like. Maybe climb some ladders and step in some puddles."
fanatical by sohnaka December 9, 2008

Fanatical Fics 

"Fanatical Fics and where to find them" is a comedy Harry Potter fanfiction podcast in which the hosts Kim and Sequoia read works of art that cristalized out of the minds of teens in the early to mid 2000s.

Listening is highly adviced but connected with a huge potential for addiction
"So I tricked my friend into listening to Fanatical Fics the other day"

- "Oh cool, how did it go?"

"They loved it and I'm pretty sure they're addicted too now"
Fanatical Fics by squidmonth April 27, 2021

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe

a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.

boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, or at least most people working on it, that no one, not even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. Let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's (people with Phd's in their respective fields) at CERN, he may be able to help. My dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter
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