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famly plan

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A group of niggas who grew up playing sports together and are "not" a gang. They just mobb on LA niggas on Highland Ave.

Originated in Fitchburg,Massachusetts.
Mad "FP" niggas are getting shot, stabbed, locked up, and kicked off varsity sports.
famly plan by Tbizzle February 24, 2005

Pittsburgh Family Plan 

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The act of setting a cellular phone to vibrate, shoving it in your ass, and calling it. Since this requires the use of multiple cells, it's advantageous to purchase two phones - on a family plan to save money - and use one as your personal phone and the other to shove in your ass.
Sometimes while beating my meat, I spice things up with a Pittsburgh Family Plan.

For my birthday, my wife gave me a Pittsburgh Family Plan and called me repeatedly while I railed her doggy style.

Shit, man, you have to try a Pittsburgh Family Plan while receiving a hummer.
Pittsburgh Family Plan by R_Rambone September 1, 2009

Friends & Family Plan

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When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.

Manual Family Planning 

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1. Manual Family Planning at its best:

Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
Manual Family Planning by Rafex June 11, 2006

family planning 

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v., tr.

Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
family planning by Moggraider August 20, 2009

family planning 

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a place you go and pretend to have problems to get out of going to school
girl: oh crap i got social studies
boy: lets go to family planning
girl: yeh i'll say im pregnant
boy: ok and im the father
family planning by phatmatt27 September 7, 2005

natural family planning 

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Anal sex of the horny Catholic variety.
"Hey babe, you down for some natural family planning tonight? You definitely won't get pregnant."
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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