Faminism 

Faminism

When u know your around triggered feminist and you look at your buddy and say the word out loud just to make them expl0de and make them chant of how their pussy will bit you

Ex:
RED HAIRTriggered feminist: chanting ***WOMENS RIGHTS***

You: look at these faminism
Friend: wow never seen so many faminism
TRIGGERED FAMINISM: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
AAAAAAHHHHHH
you and your friend:**EAR RAPED**

Faminism by anonymous June 14, 2019

Faminism 

Faminism (individual: Faminist) is a pervasive cultural movement consisting of females whose entire lives are structured around losing weight.

I could count her ribs through her sweater; that slag could be the poster model for Faminism.

Faminism by magnusjj August 4, 2014

faminism 

Da belief system dat is followed by many of da "better half" individuals of da modern-day world, whereby they refuse to prepare meals for their male companions unless said testosterone-steeped hulks allow them appropriate respect and equality at all times.

Maybe if Golde and all da other "makers of proper/quiet/kosher homes" in Anatevka had practiced a period of faminism, Tevya and his fellow bewhiskered residents would have been pressured by their growling tummies to cast off the shackles of their long-obsolete and debilitatingly-oppressive "traditions", and instead begin to embrace da "new way" a bit more quickly and deeply.

faminism by QuacksO November 14, 2022

everyday feminism

A comedy 'feminism' site that panders to snowflake millennials who enjoy defining themselves with several labels at once to illustrate their special uniqueness. Example; Fucktard is a cisqueer demiboi multipersonality pansexual differently abled lunatic who identifies as fat. Fucktard's preferred pronouns are Bum/Bumface. Bum has a degree from the University of East Grinstead in Queer 20th Century Chanting and is funded by Bumface's weary parents while Bum writes navel gazing tripe for sites such as Everyday Feminism about Why Buying Tampons Kills TransFolx and Six Ways Why Brain Tumours Are Exclusionary To Those Who Don't Have Brains.

Frequented by transgender people and gullible, wide eyed millennials, the heavy handed admins will censor commentary by those who show potential for critical thought and a basic understanding of biology.

My friend Twinkletoes is interning at Everyday Feminism! They have written an awesome piece on How Your Diet Is Erasing And Fat Shaming Obese Folk. It's so on point!

everyday feminism by Bumfacemcbum February 15, 2017

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014

Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism: a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

A sandwich? I am tired of your sexism! I am a strong and epowered women.

*WW3 starts*
Hey honey, which beer do you want with the sanwich?
.... Here it is, the Schrödinger's feminism.

Schrödinger's feminism by daarksideYT May 10, 2022

TOXIC Feminism 

The belief that women should always be higher up than men. Often backed with physical or verbal abuse towards the other gender. Not to be confused with feminism.

Man, this TOXIC Feminism is just ruining my day.

TOXIC Feminism by JUST A PASSING OBSERVATION April 2, 2017