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Family First

A right-wing conservative christian political party in Australia. They are open about forcing christianity onto every citizen, and expect everyone to obey jesus christ.

They are quite open in their bigotry and homophobia, refusing to align with homosexuals at all, and vote according to what their god tells them to, despite the fact Australia has a freddom of religion clause in the constitution.
Guy: Hey, I'm a gay man who likes to think for myself and believe in science.
Family First: Sinner! You sinner! You're going to hell! But first we'll make sure you have no rights, blashpemer! Heathen! You'll burn on earth before you burn in hell! How dare you no believe in my jesus! Who do you think you are having your own beliefs?! How dare you expect to believe what you want! You don't have that right and we'll force jesus on you!!!
Family First by Jacksonville June 30, 2006

family first card 

the card in new jersey that my neighbor sells to my mom for $10. But has $100 on it.
I went to a party the other day and my friend's mother bought his cake with her third baby daddy's mom card.
family first card by Flip Flop August 19, 2004

Family First

Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."
Family First by Hym Iam August 9, 2024

#familyfirst

A hashtag the Andrew uses a lot and is now a meme.
#familyfirst by Wojciech February 17, 2018
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