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Family First

A right-wing conservative christian political party in Australia. They are open about forcing christianity onto every citizen, and expect everyone to obey jesus christ.

They are quite open in their bigotry and homophobia, refusing to align with homosexuals at all, and vote according to what their god tells them to, despite the fact Australia has a freddom of religion clause in the constitution.
Guy: Hey, I'm a gay man who likes to think for myself and believe in science.
Family First: Sinner! You sinner! You're going to hell! But first we'll make sure you have no rights, blashpemer! Heathen! You'll burn on earth before you burn in hell! How dare you no believe in my jesus! Who do you think you are having your own beliefs?! How dare you expect to believe what you want! You don't have that right and we'll force jesus on you!!!
Family First by Jacksonville June 30, 2006

family first card 

the card in new jersey that my neighbor sells to my mom for $10. But has $100 on it.
I went to a party the other day and my friend's mother bought his cake with her third baby daddy's mom card.
family first card by Flip Flop August 19, 2004

Family First

Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."
Family First by Hym Iam August 9, 2024

#familyfirst

A hashtag the Andrew uses a lot and is now a meme.
#familyfirst by Wojciech February 17, 2018

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026