falsecrack

to blindside, or cheap shot someone.

He came out of nowhere and falsecracked me upside the head

by McDoodle The Third May 18, 2008

False Crack

A Hawaiian slang term meaning a punch to the face and, from what I thought, often done without much more than a verbal warning at most. A surprise punch that catches the recipient at least somewhat off-guard.

Also just to "false" or getting "falsed"
Also "dirty cracks" or "dirty lickings"

Dey wuz arguing for so long until James jus wen false crack em!!!

He was talking shit so I falsed dat faka and he wen drop li' dat!!!

by JLiRD March 5, 2007

false crack

A hard punch to the face. Used colloquially in Hawaii as part of the local dialect of pidgin English.

You betta watch yo' mout or you gonna get one false crack, bra.

It would be highly advisable if you were to choose your words with care, or else you will receive one false crack, sir.

by blastron May 13, 2005

falsecockitus

A dissorder men suffer when they feel they have an iadiquitly sized cock.Symptons include drasticly exaggerating the size of ones penis.

Chris soo has falsecockitus, he said he had a nine inch cock, but when he whipped it out, it was like sucking on a pack of breathmints.

by b.RIAN January 11, 2008

facecrack

Slang term to describe FaceBook and it's addictive quality

Let's go put these pics on FaceCrack!

by Colin_69 September 6, 2007

Facecrack

A popular method of social networking turned into an addiction.

"I spent 2 hours at work today on facecrack when I was supposed to be working."

by TM the great October 12, 2009

FALSEJACKIE

LARGE E THOT WHO HUMPS STUFFED ANIMALS WITH PRIDE AND JOY

"Is that FalseJackie? Isin't she famous for riding her stuffed animals face??? Weird ass bitch"

by TH3GR1NCH January 10, 2024