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false angel

An individual who appears to be nice and kind, but turns out to be a complete monster once you point out something that they don't want you to. Often times these are the people who can (or at least think they can) get away with all sorts of crimes. Many times unless you have a great deal of evidence to the contrary against such an individual, almost nobody will believe you. In rare cases in which others do believe you, the false angel will do everything in their power to discredit you. A false angel will pretend to be nice simply to get you to do something they would rather not do themselves; or to get something from you. They’re manipulative, with poor morals/values, if any. These individuals bring others great joy when they get their comeuppance. Some base traits of false angels are their aloofness, their lack of conscience, the fact that they are all backstabbers & have exceptional acting skills. Frequently false angels are also Assholes & extremely petty. Despite the fact that every false angel's at least shown their true nature to at least one person, they somehow manage to convince everyone around them they're an angel. False angels rely on deceiving people into thinking they're better in some way. They do this by advertising themselves as being kind, funny, trustworthy, the ever so vague cool, smart, honest, or pretty; with most claiming to possess all of these traits at once. In each case, the false angel is lying about either most, or all of these traits.
Individual 1: I thought individual x was an angel until they stabbed me in the back and took everything that I have ever worked for. What a false angel!
Individual 2: What! Individual x would never do such a thing! You're crazy!
Individual x: *Sobs* and I thought you were my friend Individual 1! You're just jealous because I'm so pretty!
Individual 2: How dare you individual 1! Can't you see how much you've hurt poor, innocent Individual x! Don't worry Individual x, I'll make sure that *insert insult here* never does such a thing again!
Individual x: *Cheekily smiles at Individual 1.*
Individual 1: Did you not see that?!!
Individual 2: *Looks at individual x.*
Individual x: *Sobbing* They're just cr-cr-crazy. I just don't understand why they h-h-hate meee!
Individual 2: You're disgusting individual 1.
After it happens to Individual 2: Good grief Individual 1! You were right about individual x! I wish I had believed you sooner!
Individual 1: Told you so. A total false angel.
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026