falding

Someone who is fat and balding.

Kevin used to be malding from playing video games all day, but now he’s just falding.

by Trumpisacuck69 September 2, 2020

fald

A mix of fat and bald, the general middle aged male, often said by mistake.

As my boyfriends cleverly said;

"because my dads fald..."

by Ruthie . r July 23, 2006

Fald

Another word for fake friend.

Person 1: "man that Chloe girl really is a fald"
Person 2: "man i really hate falds"

by ShovelheadLR August 5, 2018