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Falangies 

Dude did you break your falangies

Farangis 

Farangis, short Fari, is a beautiful princess of foreign origin. A Farangis gets drunk quickly and is somehow into feeding. Farangis are characterized by extremely exhausting and at the same time endearing behavior.

It is a highly underrated privilege of philosophers and pragmatists to be with a Farangis.
Hey Bro... You have become fat.

Yeah, I hung out with Farangis.

Ah, so you had an intense time.

Regina Falange

Pheobe Buffay's fake name in the best comedy TV show FRIENDS
Monica: People may give out fake phone numbers but they don't give out fake names.
Pheobe: Yes they do i do it all the time *turns to joey* Hello im Regina Falange.
Joey: Hi i'm Ken Adams.
Regina Falange by FriendsFnatic April 14, 2014

flangesta 

female body part (vagina) that sparatically grows teeth. When infected, it oozes with pus.
"Eww, get your flangesta off the table"
"Please get some flangesta cream to clear up that infection"
"I really liked her, but her flangesta bit me"
flangesta by Robert Landon January 29, 2009

Falangee 

a word most commonly used to get out of sticky situations, most memorably used in the american sitcom friends.
1)There's something wrong with the left falangee!!!!!!!
2)(on a really bad date) 'um...i gotta go check on my falangee, bye!-you big wierdo.'
3)oh my god is that a giant floating falangee! (said usually whilst running away as fast as humanly possible)

falange machettes 

When your spouse or significant other has toe nails that are too long and they slice your legs under the covers.
For the love of God Herman get a pedi cause your slicing me with those falange machettes.
falange machettes by mrsbrown April 20, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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