faksen

Pretty much the best guy you'll ever find. He's insanely talented, beautiful, and strong. And the best fucking sound engineer you’ll ever hear!

He'll always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything. You'll always laugh together, through the highs and the lows. If you've got a Faksen in your life, keep him around. He's worth it every time.

"Who's that?"

"That handsome dude? Got to be Faksen!"

"Girl, I wanna marry him now."

by JHFH November 23, 2021

Floof Fansen

The correct spelling of the current Nightwish vocalist, often misspelled as “Floor Jansen”.

Tarja Turunen and Anette Olzon were better in Nightwish than Floof Fansen.

by Agent Peach February 15, 2021

fakenency

Someone who pretends to be pregnant, either in real life or online. Some fakenecies will go so far as to gain weight to look pregnant or photoshop positive pregnancy tests into pictures as "proof". Fakenencies usually end in a tragic "miscarriage".

"OMG did you hear Taylor's pregnant?!"
"Whatever, she's been 'pregnant' 3 times this year. It's a total fakenency."

by Katrina J. January 28, 2008

Fakeness

Overload of faking.

I can't stand being around this fakeness.

by Cstar December 1, 2013

fakenger

A bike riding poseur who dresses in messenger gear and rides a fixed gear but is not a messenger. They can be found in most major cities, ie Portland, S.F.

That fakenger thinks he's hot shit, but all he does is ride around all day being a jackass.

by flippyflappy October 5, 2006

FakeNBake

What one does in a tanning booth,
a cancer causing agent

I have to go fakenbake, I will call you back.

by Gert November 25, 2003

Fakenant

A large lady with a big tummy that looks pregnant but isn't - often seen on the London Underground

You are sitting on the tube and suddenly see a lady with a large tummy you have to keep looking to try and decide if they are actually pregnant or just Fakenant. The dilemma you find yourself in is whether or not to offer them your seat and end up in an embarrassing situation if they are in fact Fakenant!

by Jubilee Line August 27, 2013