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Fakeness 

I can't stand being around this fakeness.
Fakeness by Cstar December 1, 2013
Words you can keep
When an innocent person is forced to make a fake confession and have to plead guilty to a crime they didn't commit so as to not get a lengthy prison sentence.
Due to a series of unfortunate events, a botched investigation by misguided police and an overzealous prosecutor the indicted individual found themself in court before a judge on trumped up charges. Thinking of their family and following they're lawyers advice the only option available was to fakefess thereby receiving fines and probation instead of going to prison.
fakefess by jpg3 November 16, 2011

Fakenews 

Used to defend an illogical position, or a way to avoid using critical thinking skills when a news source does not match a personal or ideological bias.
They are a fakenews source because they attacked the president.
Fakenews by Calebsmt January 30, 2017

Basic Faceness 

Having features that are sufficient to form a face, but nothing spectacular.
He's not ugly, but his face is just so basic...he's got basic faceness.
Basic Faceness by ElHambo November 7, 2019

faceness 

to look like a face

(brought to you by Miss P)
i dont like your faceness
faceness by shippo December 14, 2004

Fakenese 

a derogatory term for non-american language, typically used in a joking manner when someone speaks any other language than English.
tried ordering at a Columbian restaurant, all the employees were speaking some sorta Fakenese stuff.
Fakenese by SpacialJewel November 17, 2019

Fakenese 

The typical language of fake people that lie.
"That used car salesman over there is lying about that beater again. Once again he is speaking Fakenese."
Fakenese by AnotherAlias October 15, 2019
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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