fairy cum 

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

fairy cum by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

Cum Fairy 

a magical being that leaves cum in unexpected places can also be know as a Charlie Wood can also be used as an excuse to explain white staines in the bed

Man looks Like Charlie Wood visited you last night coz theres no way u got lucky or wo looks like the cum fairy visited you last night

Cum Fairy by telie December 24, 2005

Cum fairy 

A aisian woman that walks around town masturbating and cumming on all in sight how ever they have fairy wings on their back made of toe clippings

I want to be a fairy but not any fairy,a cum fairy

Cum fairy by Joe&vini creations May 29, 2018

Cum Fairy 

Is when you take a great girl to your house and to just to hang out and have sex with you. It's between a booty call and a fuck friend.

Amanda came to my house last night, we had a blast and hung out. She pulled the Cum Fairy trick to me.

She came then I came!!!!

Cum Fairy by RemyMartincourvoisier June 3, 2010

Cum Fairy 

The fairy who collects the cum sock from underneath your pillow when it's full.

The fairy has been described as a large and lanky male with large lips and dressed in a large, crusty looking sock that has a gray hue to it.

"Last night I made my final deposit into my cum sock. So I put it under my pillow before I went to bed; when I woke, up a clean sock and a nickel was under there."

"Sounds to me like the Cum Fairy paid you a visit!"

Cum Fairy by Mistor Mike June 7, 2022