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When you become tagged as "It" in the town of Fairhope, Alabama, by church bullies, quarter-back sized drug addicts, con-artists whom become police confidential informants, and the local coke- and crack-whores at certain places --- you start hanging in the local bars with a bunch of people whom must have never talked to a truly intelligent woman in their lives -- because mostly they only understand the power of their Civil War connections, "whiskey dicks" -- and vodka, weed and speed. Back-door deals, child-stalkers, sexual predators, drug addicts, psychotic-drug-addicted nannies and hospital employees and rich folks' bored kids whom commit random and targeted acts of vandalism. A vast wasteland of unused "best and brightest" that are "slave labor" to the incompetent judges, politicians and other "officials." A total joke!
When I moved to "Fairhopeless," Alabama, in 2003, I thought I had found a little slice of Paradise -- a nirvana -- the church bully and other assorted bitches and gripers soon made it clear that they thought they ruled the roost. As fat, unattractive, loud and evil as most of them were, I would say they would have covered 2 to 3 roosts per their fat bottoms.
fairhopeless by Utopia03 September 20, 2013
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Fairhope
when you've done everything you can do in one town, and everything's old and boring.
oh, and the park is pretty much where you live.
and meet up.
and do anything.
oh, and the park is pretty much where you live.
and meet up.
and do anything.
fairhope
chill small town in south AL. home of a ton of marijuana and old people. good place to just go and chill out
fairhope by yowhatupwitcha July 14, 2010
faithgerhart
an ungodly type of whore that molests cats.
a "faithgerhart" can also has a very wide-set ass, and has the will-power to constantly immagine office furnuture (for example, files) humping eachother at a vast rate.
a "faithgerhart" can also has a very wide-set ass, and has the will-power to constantly immagine office furnuture (for example, files) humping eachother at a vast rate.
the faithgerhart in the room: "i just shoved 6 taquitos up my pisshole!"
some chick named Jesskah: "why did you have to up 6 up there? you ungodly whore, you. 6 is very close in relation to 666. you fucking ungodly whore. go molest your damn cat, and masturbate to office furniture (for example files) humping eachother."
some chick named Carrie: "damn. you bitches need to stop faithgerharting."
some chick named Jesskah: "wtf? im not immagining office furniture humping!!!!!!!!!" *points to the faithgerhart in the room*
some (fe)male like figure named patrick: "ladies stop bickering, just look up 'clit ring' on google immages. my dad who works at google that im in love with added it on just for my mother's pleasure"
some chick named jesskah: "do you want a donut, nooblet?!?"
some (fe)male like figure named patrick: "fuck yea. then we'll look up 'clit ring' on google immages.!."
whole group: "FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! GET OUT THE LUBE!"
some chick named Jesskah: "why did you have to up 6 up there? you ungodly whore, you. 6 is very close in relation to 666. you fucking ungodly whore. go molest your damn cat, and masturbate to office furniture (for example files) humping eachother."
some chick named Carrie: "damn. you bitches need to stop faithgerharting."
some chick named Jesskah: "wtf? im not immagining office furniture humping!!!!!!!!!" *points to the faithgerhart in the room*
some (fe)male like figure named patrick: "ladies stop bickering, just look up 'clit ring' on google immages. my dad who works at google that im in love with added it on just for my mother's pleasure"
some chick named jesskah: "do you want a donut, nooblet?!?"
some (fe)male like figure named patrick: "fuck yea. then we'll look up 'clit ring' on google immages.!."
whole group: "FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! GET OUT THE LUBE!"
faithgerhart by Dhruv Goswamy March 21, 2008
Fairhope, AL
A utopia 14 miles South East of Mobile. HOME OF BLIND COPS.
Druggies- half population
Old people- half population
Ignorant fucks- full population
Near the lovely wooden park you will find the white emo kids who are so not sTr@iGht 3dg3! Matter of fact, they'll brag about how they were so high that they bit their lip while trying to bight a pepperoni last night.
If you aren't emo, you aren't worthy. In Fairhope, Alabama, there are no hipsters, metal heads, no cybergoths, no goths, no "screamolester" (property of yourscenesucks). Looking for Nintendocore? See Silverhill, AL.
Basically, you're either "preppy" or "emo/scene", more likely to be emo/scene because everyone in Fairhope is "s0 different" by being the exact same. Whether or not your emo or prep, you are a pot head.
You WILL "fall in love" in Fairhope. If you don't fall in love with someone you went to school with, who is the opposite gender, you're a sinner. You make Satan's baybeez.
Druggies- half population
Old people- half population
Ignorant fucks- full population
Near the lovely wooden park you will find the white emo kids who are so not sTr@iGht 3dg3! Matter of fact, they'll brag about how they were so high that they bit their lip while trying to bight a pepperoni last night.
If you aren't emo, you aren't worthy. In Fairhope, Alabama, there are no hipsters, metal heads, no cybergoths, no goths, no "screamolester" (property of yourscenesucks). Looking for Nintendocore? See Silverhill, AL.
Basically, you're either "preppy" or "emo/scene", more likely to be emo/scene because everyone in Fairhope is "s0 different" by being the exact same. Whether or not your emo or prep, you are a pot head.
You WILL "fall in love" in Fairhope. If you don't fall in love with someone you went to school with, who is the opposite gender, you're a sinner. You make Satan's baybeez.
Fairhope, AL by FrynoRhino February 23, 2011
fairhope
pretty much the most boring town EVER.
everyone pretty much lives off of gene's beans & abner's, well, until it burned down and all. home to a bunch of retired old people & druggies.
everyone pretty much lives off of gene's beans & abner's, well, until it burned down and all. home to a bunch of retired old people & druggies.
fairhope by fairhopeSUCKS. May 13, 2011