failbot 

something that fails at everything. it fails at failing, existing, not existing, and everything and nothing else.

the failbot has to be real, because it fails at being fake. unfortunately, it fails at not being fake also.

failbot by adwuga October 25, 2009

Failbot 

The type of person who shares similarities with the NBA sports team, the Utah Jazz

“That Failbot is like the Utah Jazz”

Failbot by Smash Players Anonymous January 27, 2023

Failbot 

Describing someone or an event which failed greatly in terms of its objective.

Dude, don't be a failbot.

OMG FAILBOT LOLZ

Failbot by Jayzzo March 17, 2008

Failbot 

A real life troll who lets his friends down because someone in the wrong corner of germany is fascinated by schadeyfrauding.

Timmy :Lol you think im your friend but im shadyfrauding. Get over it . Are you OK ?
Tommy : You are a failbot. Get cancer.

Failbot by Jo Mom Sophat December 3, 2016

failbook page 

A facebook group or fan page that:

1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.

2: Has a really long and annoying name.

3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.

1: Bob has joined "OMG LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!"

2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"

3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"

Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?

Stephanie: Liek iknorite?

George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.

Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.

failbook page by Nieow May 22, 2010

failboat 

A failed orginization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still contiune to sail away on the sea of stupidity.
In extreme circumstances, one man can be catergorized as a failboat in and of his/her self.
Pictures of capsized or rolled boats usually shown as an example of what happens when the crew does something.

Hi! Im Al Gore and I invented the internet. Today I will be your captain of the SS Failboat.

failboat by BUBBA ROFLcopter JR August 19, 2007

Failboater 

An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through

Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail

"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"

"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"

Failboater by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009