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This is the packaging of any new device that you feel compelled to keep just in case the device fails in the first couple of weeks and the store will expect it to be returned in the original box.
I have a cupboard full of failboxes I can't throw away just yet.
failbox by Icedvovo51 July 27, 2011

Failbox 360 

The Xbox 360, which has more hardware failures than the Windows Operating System has viruses. You have to pay for the Xbox Live subscription, 99.99% of the DLC in one form or another, and it does not support true High-Def gameplay.

Take about $500, buy a PS3 for $299, then pick up a second controller and charge cord for about &75, then use the rest of your cash to buy some good games and maybe a little DLC.
Gamer 1: Man, how in the f**k could this thing RROD again after everything I've tried?

Gamer 2: Nice Failbox 360..........save yourself a headache and buy a PS3.

Gamer 1: STFU
Failbox 360 by Xbox-hata' October 7, 2010

Failbox 360 

The xbox 360 fails so hard:
RROD
Failing software
Failing service
Failing controller
100% of fail... Call it the failbox, it suits the piece of shit
I got a Failbox 360 and it got RROD
Failbox 360 by Georgioz December 16, 2009

the failbox

The place that one finds themself when they have just committed an ultimate fail.

To place someone in the failbox, you must trace an invisible box around the persons face. This would denote that they are indeed inside the failbox at that time.
Do you know what this is? -traces box around face-This is the failbox and you are currently in it. Do you know what that means?
the failbox by ShesGotSeoul91 February 23, 2011

failbook page 

A facebook group or fan page that:

1: Makes you join it in order to see the picture or list.

2: Has a really long and annoying name.

3: Is about some random thing that happens in everyday life.
1: Bob has joined "OMG LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!"

2: Stephanie likes "This has a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very long name"

3: George likes "I know what the word is but I can't describe the definition" and "I spazz when I dream that I'm falling"

Bob: OMG where is the super awesome picture?

Stephanie: Liek iknorite?

George: WHOOOAAA, I just had a dream that I fell.

Sensible person: Guys, seriously, stop joining all these failbook pages.
failbook page by Nieow May 22, 2010

failboat 

A failed orginization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still contiune to sail away on the sea of stupidity.
In extreme circumstances, one man can be catergorized as a failboat in and of his/her self.
Pictures of capsized or rolled boats usually shown as an example of what happens when the crew does something.
Hi! Im Al Gore and I invented the internet. Today I will be your captain of the SS Failboat.
failboat by BUBBA ROFLcopter JR August 19, 2007
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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