fail train 

when a person goes through life without ever having a successful relationship those relationships are then added to the fail train. It is possible for one person to ride in multiple cars on a single fail train.

i don't understand why DJ continues to try and date, the girl is just gonna end up on the fail train. Woo Woo!

fail train by Poshua February 2, 2010

fail train 

A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.

'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded

'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.

'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations

fail train by John 'PJB' Bargman September 8, 2007

Trainer Fail 

The wave a depression a pokemon fan feels when their favourite pokemon performs a one-hit KO using Frustration.

Also known as 'Team Rocket Win'

Buneary knocked him out with Frustration again? Utter trainer fail...

Trainer Fail by Mauhea March 18, 2010

failtrain 

a continuous cycle of failure or a combined, epic failure, where multiple parties join in so as to more effectively FAIL.

In China, everyone is compacted like sardines into a single train, or a failtrain.

failtrain by phailinc. June 12, 2009

failtrain 

v.
To fail at something utterly

n.
The train on which utter failures ride to their next failure

The russians sure failtrained it with Chernobyl

failtrain by fagatini July 5, 2007

FailTrain 

While spectating another player in an online game, watch then do something that will lead to then losing/failing the game.

omg he's taking the bomb to A - he's hopping on the failtrain...

FailTrain by Tim J C January 12, 2009