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failtrain 

a continuous cycle of failure or a combined, epic failure, where multiple parties join in so as to more effectively FAIL.
In China, everyone is compacted like sardines into a single train, or a failtrain.
failtrain by phailinc. June 12, 2009
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failtrain 

v.
To fail at something utterly

n.
The train on which utter failures ride to their next failure
The russians sure failtrained it with Chernobyl
failtrain by fagatini July 5, 2007

FailTrain 

While spectating another player in an online game, watch then do something that will lead to then losing/failing the game.
omg he's taking the bomb to A - he's hopping on the failtrain...
FailTrain by Tim J C January 12, 2009

Failtronics 

When a robot creates and detonates an EMP (Electro-Magnetic Pulse) device.
"Oh my god. Run! The robot has activated its Failtronics."
Failtronics by Dr. Phil's Conscience September 26, 2009

failthink 

1.Any thought process that focuses on the problem and stops there. 2.Any thought process leading to self pity, or feeling like a victim. 3.Any thought process that discourages free thinking for yourself or those around you.
Statements made by those using failthink: I cant. You can't. That's impossible. I was gonna try but. Its too hard.

Johny: I was going to manifest something beautiful in this world but then I realized how big and ugly it is so I give up. Its to much to take on. And by the way, you should probably start worrying about how you are going to pay for retirement.

Sally: That's failthink Johny. Live the dream brotha. Your calenders and clocks are slave organizers. You can be or do anything this time around. Don't listen to the tv or the radio or the polititians, that's just a bunch of failthink. You know what time it really is.
failthink by AWetdream November 27, 2009

fail train 

when a person goes through life without ever having a successful relationship those relationships are then added to the fail train. It is possible for one person to ride in multiple cars on a single fail train.
i don't understand why DJ continues to try and date, the girl is just gonna end up on the fail train. Woo Woo!
fail train by Poshua February 2, 2010

fail train 

A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.
'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded

'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.

'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
fail train by John 'PJB' Bargman September 8, 2007
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