A person who goes on a simple hike but proceeds to wear a fanny pack, or fag bag, and claims that it is a "practical hiking gear satchel" and has unnecessary energy bars for the hike.

"Dude, the hike is only a mile long to the lighthouse, why bring the fag bag?"
"Hey, you can never be too prepared! I also have a compass and flashlight."
"You're such a fagbagger."

Fagbagger by Mamasita Lolita January 11, 2014

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fagbagging

when a man befriends a single woman that he wishes to have sex with but instead ends up just hanging around with her all the time doing whatever she wants to do and receives nothing.

"so he spent all day carrying her shopping then went out and watched Titanic only to come home and not get laid (again)"
"damn why is he always fagbagging?"

fagbagging by herbaman September 10, 2012

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Faghaggery

an abstract noun that is used to denotes the non-sexual, highly emotional relationship (nearly romantic) between a homosexual male (fag) and a heterosexual female (hag)

Possibly originates from gay Author Dan Savage, who also does weekly Podcast called "The Savage Lovecast", in his podcast he has addressed various issues of relationships, sex, sexuality, fetishes, and other sex related topics, and issues of Faghaggery in his Podcasts

There are many ways to use the word Faghaggery
e.i. "If that guy is bi, she's not his hag, that's not faghaggery."

e.i. "what in the name of faghaggery is going on here"

Faghaggery by Šläjhammer October 7, 2009

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