Faggotnometry
The equation of faggotnometry is smeat+sensitivity+only female friends+feelings for men-feelings for girls=faggot
Faggotnometry by Faggotry January 13, 2017
faggonometry
faggonometry noun
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage
felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)
Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia
Variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage
felaciosophy
n. Archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary sophomoric study into the homosexual lifestyle by heterosexuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to fag in a surrogate maternal fashion: As seen in the fag-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endorsements from nearby awkward metro-sexual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted homophobia, in a melodramatic homophilia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)
Origin: 2004-2005; QB felasiosophie < BK felaciosophia
faggonometry by Kariem September 19, 2007
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