The state of being while you are driving with two friends, while your friend is in Chicago and you are looking for a statue, named the boy in the third richest neighborhood in the country. However, in actuality, you never find the statue you are looking for, named the boy, and you just end up finding Marty, the scarecrow.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).