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fag football 

what we called flag football in gym class. due to the gay little flags used and the lack of hitting involved.
oh, great. we're playing fag football today. this is some lame, gay shit.
fag football by the undying zombie December 18, 2008

Fag Football 

A version of American football where two fully nude teams play with a bar of soap in a communal shower.
I am the leading tackler on my local YMCA fag football team!
Fag Football by Tom's Brady September 22, 2021

fag football 

The act of kicking a homosexual in the testicles.
Billy and I were bored last night, so we went to a gay bar in the city and played us a little "fag football." I wish I'd worn my steel-toe boots.
fag football by Timmy2Legs October 25, 2006

Football Fag

Pretending to like football just to be in a room of grizzly football loving men. You use this time to check out their potential chubby size, and fantasize about touching their butt holes with gardening equipment.
I'm sick of that football fag staring at my junk all the time. Why the fuck does he have gardening sheers with him?
Football Fag by Sally CrapBasket August 17, 2009

football fag

a man who likes to attack the tight end on and off the field
Did you hear that football fag got Jim in the brown eye last night?
football fag by timmy August 6, 2004

Football Fag

A faggot that plays football. Also if your name is Jacob and you play football, you are considered a gay fag
Friend 1 "Did you see Jacob tackle that guy on the game on Friday."
Friend 2 "No. He likes to touch men. He must be gay."
Football Fag: a person that plays football and likes tackling other guys.
Football Fag by Hot_Nibba September 21, 2018
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