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buffalo fairies
Can only be found during the nightime, and if they don't like you, they will slice off your fingertips.
"She thought the buffalo fairies were coming for her"
"If the buffalo fairies like you then you must be a good person especially if they let you keep your fingertips."
"I'm so scared about the buffalo fairies, anyway lets fuck"
"If the buffalo fairies like you then you must be a good person especially if they let you keep your fingertips."
"I'm so scared about the buffalo fairies, anyway lets fuck"
buffalo fairies by beepdeboop April 10, 2022
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water fairies
A jocular term for Firefighters. Often used by police officers who are under the impression that firefighters spend their down time sleeping and playing ping pong
water fairies by sfy January 6, 2008
Internet Fairies
The magical powers that define when and if your internet will work for no logical reason. They are occasionally wooed by begging and/or excessive force to computer equipment (although the latter can also upset them beyond reconciliation).
I spent three hours trying to connect to Comcast and then suddenly the Internet Fairies smiled upon me.
Internet Fairies by HCGATOR07 May 7, 2011
Homework faries
Small, hidden, magical faries that come in after you are done taking a test and change your right answers to wrong ones. The reason "no child left behind" exists.
Man, if it were'nt for those HOMEWORK FARIES I would've gotten an "A" on that test, but they changed my answers so I got a "C"
Homework faries by Hippo May 20, 2004
tangle fairies
those darn fairies that tangle wires of electrical appliances (particularly headfones and games console controllers)
tangle fairies by jonny g7 March 23, 2007
headphone fairies
headphone fairies by Sophie..x :) April 28, 2009
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