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Mr. Fauntroy 

Evil teacher at Argyle Middle School. Takes fried chicken as bribe. Fails everyone for no reason...
Mr. Fauntroy got married somehow, no one knows how.
Mr. Fauntroy by chocoboslayerJR. December 2, 2015
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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

faunting 

(Fornt-ing) To faunt, is to bite your checks and try and smile, resulting in what is uncommonly know as faunting.

Faunting is a way of expressing a feeling of anger or silliness depending on the situation and atmosphere.
Jeremy was frustrated because he failed his school exam so he faunted at the teacher.

Michael tried faunting all night long but his sister, Jane, could faunt a lot better.
faunting by Sir Faunts-a-lot October 15, 2008
A fun aunt, just like funcle.

Also see fauntie for a more personalized touch.
Kid's mom: I am dropping the kids off at my sister's later. They love her, she is such a faunt!
faunt by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019
Fun aunt with a cuter and more personalized touch to the word.
Also see faunt
Kid's Mom: I'm dropping the kids off at my sister's later. They love her, she is such a fauntie!
fauntie by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019
(n.) A derogatory combination of words, used to express disappoint and anger towards an individual, used most often in internet-based multiplayer games.

(Adj.) (facunting) Descriptive term used to describe some one who is behaving in a pessimistic, idiotic or unfriendly manner. Often, it refers to an incompetent member of a party or group, who ruins the experience of the group.

Originally, it was a contraction between faggot and cunt. However, a misconception that is readily repeated is that it is a combination of "fucking cunt". This is made in error, though is an accepted alternative use.
(n.) Shut it, facunt!

(adj.) You are such a facunting newb!
facunt by Dustyn Williams May 13, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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