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The best friend of a mother who just had her baby. The baby calls the moms best friend "Auntie" even though there is no blood relation. You become a Fauntie.
I'd like to introduce you to my new son, he's 5 weeks old. And this here is my best friend in the world, met when we were 12, she's the baby's fauntie"
Fauntie by slimhaydee January 6, 2011
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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

faunting 

(Fornt-ing) To faunt, is to bite your checks and try and smile, resulting in what is uncommonly know as faunting.

Faunting is a way of expressing a feeling of anger or silliness depending on the situation and atmosphere.
Jeremy was frustrated because he failed his school exam so he faunted at the teacher.

Michael tried faunting all night long but his sister, Jane, could faunt a lot better.
faunting by Sir Faunts-a-lot October 15, 2008
Someone that dresses up like a faun.
Sammi looks Faunie today, but forgot her horns.
Faunie by Grinders Boardshop May 16, 2013

fausties 

“fausties” is a collective thought. A DEEP realization of what it’s like to be WOKEN.
You speaks of its meaning. You answers to its questions. You follows its ideology.
fausties Today at 12:00
fausties
fausties by Veiiorra June 16, 2023

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

a made up school. used to imply rich people.
where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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