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The highest form of self humiliation.

Crikey, Charlotte just got a faceplum for that observation.

faceplum by Houtie June 29, 2009

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faceplam

When you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.

Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.

*falsetto* FACEPLAM.

Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.

faceplam by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014

Related Words

faceplum • faceplam • facepump • Faceplame • faceplamm • faceplus • facepum • facepuml • face plug • Face Plunging

Faceplam

v. The act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.

What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.

Faceplam by iTesco August 23, 2010

faceplam

a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com

It was a pretty big faceplam moment.

faceplam by RaulMuaddib June 18, 2008

facepump

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.

Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?

facepump by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

facepuml

A variation of facepalm, expressing extreme frustration or disappointment. It began as a typo of facepalm (facepaml) and then morphed into facepuml. It is pronounced "face pummel"

I totally just dropped my phone in the toilet. #facepuml

facepuml by q0rban January 22, 2014

faceplus

A socially inappropriate action performed within a social network . Often used as a passive verb, to be faceplussed, to describe being the victim of a socially inappropriate action. For examples, sharing a private photo with all of your friends instead of just one. It comes from a combination of Facebook, Google Plus, and the facepalm you perform once you realize you did it.

This guy totally faceplussed me yesterday by posting a political rant on my feed. Now all my friends think I am some kind of doomsday prepper.

faceplus by davevr November 12, 2014

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026