faceplum 

The highest form of self humiliation.

Crikey, Charlotte just got a faceplum for that observation.

faceplum by Houtie June 29, 2009

faceplam 

When you attempt to facepalm yourself in an intensely sarcastic fashion, but miss your face.

Pam, did you see that? Lana tried to facepalm herself, but missed.

*falsetto* FACEPLAM.

Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.

faceplam by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014

Faceplam 

v. The act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.

What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.

Faceplam by iTesco August 23, 2010

faceplam 

a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com

It was a pretty big faceplam moment.

faceplam by RaulMuaddib June 18, 2008

facepump 

The act of pumping someone's face full of your cock. A blowjob.

Yo dude, did you facepump her or what?

facepump by Shlomo Guzas December 1, 2004

facepuml 

A variation of facepalm, expressing extreme frustration or disappointment. It began as a typo of facepalm (facepaml) and then morphed into facepuml. It is pronounced "face pummel"

I totally just dropped my phone in the toilet. #facepuml

facepuml by q0rban January 22, 2014

faceplus 

A socially inappropriate action performed within a social network . Often used as a passive verb, to be faceplussed, to describe being the victim of a socially inappropriate action. For examples, sharing a private photo with all of your friends instead of just one. It comes from a combination of Facebook, Google Plus, and the facepalm you perform once you realize you did it.

This guy totally faceplussed me yesterday by posting a political rant on my feed. Now all my friends think I am some kind of doomsday prepper.

faceplus by davevr November 12, 2014