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facebook snipe 

the act of commenting a silly or ridiculous statement on another persons status that was suppose to be a serious or meaningful status
today i did a facebook snipe by commenting on Billy's status about how he failed his math test by commenting "cheeseburgers... FACEBOOK SNIPE!"

Facebook Sniper

A person that tags you on facebook when you're out without you knowing it blowing your cover.
Person A: Man I left that crazy bitch at the other club time to cut loose.

Person B: Well don't look know but she just walked in and is coming this way.

Person A: How the fuck did she find me. Aww shit Mike just tagged me here on facebook. Fucking facebook sniper.

Facebook sniper

Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.
Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.
Facebook sniper by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009

Facebook Sniper

Facebook Sniper: Someone who seems to always IM you immediately after you log in.
Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
Facebook Sniper by Nesredep July 5, 2010

facebook Sniper

That one guy/girl who you barely know (maybe you had one class with them, in middle school, and you don't remember them ever saying anything to you, and you only ever heard them speak...once) you accepted a friends request from them and then they randomly comment on an update that you post on your facebook even though you never actually talk to them.
Whoah, that kid with the crutch in Physical Science Freshman year just Facebook Sniper'd me!"

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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