Person A: Man I left that crazy bitch at the other club time to cut loose.
Person B: Well don't look know but she just walked in and is coming this way.
Person A: How the fuck did she find me. Aww shit Mike just tagged me here on facebook. Fucking facebook sniper.
Person B: Well don't look know but she just walked in and is coming this way.
Person A: How the fuck did she find me. Aww shit Mike just tagged me here on facebook. Fucking facebook sniper.
by Bondito007 April 16, 2011
Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
by Nesredep July 1, 2010
Someone who logs onto Facebook for a very short period of time to look at all of the updates on his or her feed, check for wall posts and messages, and update his or her status. This sniper then logs off as quickly as possible to avoid being caught in conversation with Facebook campers. This is a way of life for people who dislike Facebook chat or have "friends" who like it way too much to be healthy.
Her Facebook sniper routine has been streamlined to about thirty seconds, ninety if her friends have been up to anything interesting or if she feels the need to reply to something. She prepares her status updates beforehand.
by PhyllisDean September 16, 2009
That one guy/girl who you barely know (maybe you had one class with them, in middle school, and you don't remember them ever saying anything to you, and you only ever heard them speak...once) you accepted a friends request from them and then they randomly comment on an update that you post on your facebook even though you never actually talk to them.
by The Rabblerouser April 30, 2009