Facebook date 

Masturbating to pictures on Facebook of a person you find attractive. (coined by the Techromance blog)

Did you see the pictures of Amy's Halloween costume? I think I'm going to go on a Facebook date later.

Facebook date by zero1319 May 8, 2011

facebook date 

v:
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.

Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?

Kelley: yeah sure!

Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*

Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?

facebook date by ae123456 November 11, 2009

Facebook Date 

When you and a friend post on one of your walls and it goes to 10 comments or over.

Dave: Dude I totally had a date with Tina last night! Frank: No way! She would never date you. Dave: Yeah she would man, we facebook dated! We talked for 15 whole posts!

Facebook Date by dustybuckets September 29, 2010

Facebook Date 

v:

To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them.

Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?

Kelly: yeah sure!

Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelly*

Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?

Kelly: *Is in shock thinking*

Ashley: You can answer any time now!

Kelly: This isn't happening!

Ashley: It's Aparent that it is! So...?

Kelly: Okay, Ashley. Prove it!

Ashley: What?

Kelly: Marco....

Ashley: Kelly, we're not in a pool!

Kelly: Do accept and understand what I'm asking of you?

Ashley: Whats that?

Kelly: I don't exactly know.

Ashley: Why?

Kelly: Because, if I can be honest here. You pretty well wrecked it for any other guy.

Ashley: How?

Kelly: Pacman, Laughter, when that elevator door opened it was like magic.

Ashley: Magic?

Kelly: Yes! Magic! They do call Disney the most magical place on earth, don't they?

Ashley: And your point is?

Kelly: Thank you for being my first *WHAM* *WOW* He's handsome, funny, & chill. Doesn't laugh that I'm a girl that liked video games and strange hats. And he's from another freaking Country! Just my luck right?

Ashley: You still didn't answer my question!

Kelly: You didn't ask me?

Ashley: Yes I did!

Kelly: No, you did not! Definitions don't count in real life. Rule 5!

Ashley: WHAT???

Kelly: It's only fair. Real life questions deserve real "Actual Life Gestures!" Right or Wrong?

Ashley: WOMEN!!!!

Kelly: MEN!!!

Facebook Date by 78910SumDumbHen November 29, 2012

Facebook Fresh-by Date 

The length of time any post on Facebook (and by extension, other forms of social media) is likely to receive new likes or comments.

Artie: Dude, that post was a GEM! I can't believe it only got two likes and a comment.

Mac: Well, it probably won't get any more. It's a week past the Facebook Fresh-by Date.

Facebook Fresh-by Date by ADPS III March 12, 2014

facebookateer 

a follower of/on Face Book or a Fan of Face Book

To all my Facebookateers thank you for the well wishes and come see me again

facebookateer by jaden baquer May 27, 2010