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facebefucked 

The emotion experienced by urban dictionary editors that is caused by a massive overload of definitions of names which in turn is caused by a fucking annoying comment on facebook that urges idiots to post the definitions.
God, all those names! We've been facebefucked!
facebefucked by pistov February 4, 2010

Facebooked 

The act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.
I facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.
Facebooked by Deadpan January 14, 2009

I facebooked your mom 

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut
Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!
I facebooked your mom by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

shit-facebooked 

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."
shit-facebooked by jeatags May 9, 2009

two-facebooked 

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."

I facebooked your mum 

An insult thrown at someone to show them how much of a flirt their mum is thus probably making her a slut.
Dave: steve your retarded
Steve: I facebooked your mum
I facebooked your mum by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008