face-crotch

(Verb) The universal term for both the giving or receiving or either filatio or cunnilingus.

-OTHER FORMS

face-crotched, face-crotching

Man 1: How'd last night go?

Man 2: Dude, that girl gives awesome face-crotch

by face-crotcher October 17, 2010

face to crotch correlation

phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.

Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...

by niggman star33 November 9, 2011

Crotch Face

Ex. 1 - A crotch face is a person born with a strange physical retardation. In this case, Their Genitals are in place of their face, and face in place of genitals.
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.

Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.

See also Dickhead,Arse Face

Gayass: Hey Your Dick Is So small you need a microscope.

Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you

by ChrisMaBiss April 6, 2009

crotch face

some one with a head in place of their genitals.

Kevin: hey have you seen the big bad wolf music video?

Drew: no, why?

Kevin: The people in the video all have crotch faces!

Drew: wtf is a crotch face?

Kevin: gotta watch the video bro

by greenturns2black December 3, 2011

crotch face

a saying that can be used to discribe someone you may not like...

you are a nasty "crotch face"

by talamunga March 8, 2007