Definitions by greenturns2black

crotch face 

some one with a head in place of their genitals.

Kevin: hey have you seen the big bad wolf music video?

Drew: no, why?

Kevin: The people in the video all have crotch faces!

Drew: wtf is a crotch face?

Kevin: gotta watch the video bro

crotch face by greenturns2black December 5, 2011