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face-walk
when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience
1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.
2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!
guy 2: I wonder what you typed!
2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!
guy 2: I wonder what you typed!
face-walk by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009
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facewalk • facewalker • Face • face time • face rape • face plant • face fuck • Face Off • face card • Face-hugger
facewalk
When you become so shitfaced that you trip and fall on your face on an abrasive surface (asphalt, gravel, or grassy hills seem to work rather well) causing a scrape that will definitely leave a scab.
facewalker
someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.
guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."
guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."
guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."
facewalker by sssssssssscottttttttttttt August 17, 2009
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