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face-walk 

when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience
1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.

2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!

guy 2: I wonder what you typed!
face-walk by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009
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facewalk 

When you become so shitfaced that you trip and fall on your face on an abrasive surface (asphalt, gravel, or grassy hills seem to work rather well) causing a scrape that will definitely leave a scab.
Bob: Dude, what happened to your face?

Dave: I facewalked after the party last night when i was walking down the hill.

Bob: Man, were you shitfaced!
facewalk by woody23 July 28, 2005

facewalker 

someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.
guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."

guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
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