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A fighting manuever used when your opponent is too close to punch. A face rub includes anyone of the following: eye goudging, putting one's fingers up another's nose, twisting another's nose, pushing down hard on your opponent's face, grabbing their face and mangling it, any improvised pain inflicted by mashing one's face by grabbing and mashing.
Lorenzo and Sean fought until they fell in between the the trampoline springs, then they just gave each other face rubs until we broke it up.
face rub by sonicturkey April 4, 2006
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Noun: The act that results when two people rub their faces together as a sign of affection.
I haven't seen you in ages! Come here and give us a good face rub!
face rub by penguinpancake February 20, 2011

Rub Face 

A person who just deserved to have their face rubbed on the concrete.
Man, that queer rich was hitting on me so much last night, he just became my number one rub face.
Rub Face by GritzMan March 1, 2009

rub it in his face 

to point out someone's mistake or failure quite crudely
teacher one to teacher two:
-this dumb-ass failed the exam again, he's so not getting promoted, I'm gonna go and rub it in his face

Rub in your face 

A way to brag about something that which you do not have, because they are bitchy.

Women are better at this than men, but some men do this, too.
1.) Your best friend decides to rub in your face how much better her boyfriend is than yours.

2.) Your sister comes home with a brand new purse and shows it off to you and says, "Look what I got from the mall today!!"
Rub in your face by RAINBOWHEART November 22, 2011

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

Face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid 

To describe one whos facial formities are less than lets say, pleasingto look at. Not easy on ones eye.

Ugly as a hat full of arseholes
Craig: "Hey man what do you think of that Justine....?"
Shane: "Man no way! She has a face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid!"