face diaper 

slang for face mask

I sneezed really violenty and felt a chunk of snot shoot out! Good thing I was wearing a face diaper! Nobody saw it.

face diaper by talk2me-JCH2 January 6, 2022

face diaper 

another name for the popular yet negligibly useful mask worn during the COVID-19 pandemic including homemade cloth and even crocheted versions.

I'm not wearing one of these pointless face diapers any longer. I don't have COVID and it would blow right through anyway.

face diaper by wordmaker1122 May 25, 2020

Face Diaper 

A badge of stupidity where individuals brainwashed by the media puppets to believe that millions of people are dying from the common cold wear a piece of cloth over their nose and mouth, looped around the back of their ears, sometimes even while alone driving in their cars.

These unfortunate individuals fail to realize that breathing in your own exhaust all day is not healthy, but it makes them feel better since they are caught in the grips of a fear-based mind control operation being perpetrated by politicians on the payroll of big pharma.

You will never see me wearing a face diaper, since people doing this appear to be mentally retarded.

Face Diaper by Red Rover M16 January 9, 2022

face diaper 

A piece of cloth covering the nose and mouth worn by people to protect themselves and others from the unproven to exist, and even if it was real, 99% harmless Covid-19 virus (formerly known as the common cold).

The mask they wear serves the purpose of a face diaper and nothing else. It virtue signals and keeps one from being harassed, possibly but it does not protect anyone from Covid-19, etc.. Technically, one can’t talk shit & be heard when their voice is muffled. Because science.

face diaper by Squirrel Rito January 4, 2021

face diaper 

1) a piece of paper or cloth worn over the nose and mouth to keep figurative and literal crap coming out of the mouth or nose contained
2) people who talk crap need to wear face diapers

He talks crap therefore needs to contain it wearing a face diaper

face diaper by anonymous November 5, 2020

Diaper Face

Diaper Face Lover, a person who actually wants everyone to wear a Covid-19 do-nothing mask until every politician she likes is elected or Tony Fraudci crokes whichever comes first!

Diaper Face-Damn another Diaper Face tellling me I'm gonna kill 500x people and give them the 'Rona by shopping without my MSDNC appparel mounted to my skull at all times!

Diaper Face by jayskind1 March 28, 2021

Dirty Diaper Face

The perpetual look of disgust that sets into a teenager's face

Molly walked into class with her usual dirty diaper face. I love my job.

Dirty Diaper Face by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004