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evan is super sweet and cute. you can talk to him about anything and everything. he will respect and cherish you, and like you and ONLY you. he's the cutest, hottest, most adorable human being on the planet and hes really funny. hes super tall and skinny but still perfect. he also has big hands that are perfect to hold and soft hair thats great to play with. hes a good person and has good manners. hes good with kids and your parents will definitely like him. hes known to play soccer and to be hecka good at it. if youre dating him, he will be committed to you and love you with all his heart. he will give you the best compliments at random times and make sure you know you mean something to him. he will include you in things and make sure you dont feel left out. he will talk about you in the sweetest ways. he gives the best hugs in the world. when youre wrapped up in his arms it feels like the safest place in the world where you feel loved and appreciated. hes really easy to talk to and if something is wrong or youre mad at him, he will not stop until the problem is fixed. hes just the best person ever and if youre dating evan, youre the luckiest person alive. oh and hes also a meme god and will send you the best memes.
example 1:
girl 1: wow that guy over there is just so cute and i heard hes really sweet
girl 2; yeah, it must be evan f

example 2:

girl 1: dang that guy is hot and i heard hes a meme god
girl 2: yeah, thats evan for ya
evan f by cool beans :) October 18, 2019

Everton F.C 

A football club based in merseyside, England. PLayed at a football stadium called Old Trafford, i.e Goodison Park. Renowned for its sense of love for the manc, and welcomes them into the team with open arms, such as Phil Neville and Tim Howard.
(Can also be used as a adjective, to denote useless hope in a pathetic moment.)
The fans can often be seen arguing with Kopites, although inevitably losing, since there's no evidence to support their claims. They aften slander about the Kopite, claiming that they're from foreign countries such as Norway. However it has been proven that the City Of Liverpool actually contains more Kopites than Evertonians, so in essence calling the majority of fans kopites as foreign is a compliment, as it suggests that Liverpool F.C has a lot of fans.
As a club it hasn't one anything in quite a while now, as it has no money, due in part to the consistently poor performances of the team when a season ends.
adj. to do a "Everton F.C"

person 1 : The match just ended, we lost, again
person 2 : Ah, we've done yet another "Everton F.C"
person 1 : Maybe there's a award?
person 2 : Of course not, all the good awards are won by them damn kopites and mancs?
person 1 : Oh well, it was worth a try

S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)

A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot
‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘

‘He farted’

Everton F.C 

Everton F.C are a football (soccer) club in the premier league. Everton are currently (Jan 2021) are doing quite well as they are 4th. They call Liverpool F.C supporters kopites.
Everton F.C are doing quite well at the moment
Everton F.C by blockheadelvis January 2, 2021

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