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the best person you’ll ever meet she has a heart of gold. not to mention how thicc she is. she always knows right from wrong. she is also very beautiful and other people are very jealous of her. but don’t get on her bad side she always brings the spice. besides that eyshon is a very nice and caring person, someone you are able to trust. she will give you all her love and affection no matter what you are.
Boy: woah she’s thicc is her name eyshon

boy 1: you see that girl over there
boy 2: yeah her name is eyshon

boy 1: no wonder she’s so thicc
eyshon by thicc boi writes October 29, 2019
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Harry: Hey Ron, did you enjoy the gryffindor house eshon last night

Ron:Yeah man, the wands were going off!
eshon by hp rulz esh October 22, 2010
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
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