eyestander

Someone who hovers nearby and watches you work with intense interest while offering zero assistance.

“He didn’t lift a finger—
Just stood there like an eyestander waiting for me to do all the work.”

by W.D. Knox December 17, 2025

Eyelander

The sword which is available to use by the Demoman from TF2.
It's name is a pun for "highlander".
The sword itself is possessed by head-thirsty spirits.

focusing on a mostly good scenario,followed by a loud "trap" with ungodly sounds, gay rape messages and sometimes settings changing code.

The dog goes woof,
Eyelander goes,"headssss"

by trollforce123 December 16, 2014