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eye-tickle 

1. A large, solid, and smooth bowel movement that actually, as it exits your rectum, tickles your eye.

2. A large, solid, and smooth bowel movement that actually, as it exits your rectum, tickles your sphincter (also known as brown eye).
I dumped such an enormous and massive eye-tickle that I began smiling and felt the urge for a smoke.
eye-tickle by MehsMehs July 21, 2005
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the brown eye tickle

during sex while the lady is on top, the man takes his finger and lightly tickles the butt hole.
Johnny: Hey Jery did ya fuck yer old lady last night?
Jery: oh yeah. I i gave her the brown eye tickle too. She LOVED it.
the brown eye tickle by ButchMagnum November 28, 2004

red eye tickler 

When a girl is giving you head and plays with the bum hole with her fingers.
Eh, you remember the french chick from the Dominican ? , she gave me a red eye tickler ! YEAHYAH!,.
red eye tickler by Bobby Gar. February 5, 2007

eye poppin brain tickler 

when you remove some ones fake eye and have sex with there eye socket
person 1-dude that girl has a fake eye.person 2-ok and? person 1-And im going to give her the eye poppin brain tickler ooooo yeah
eye poppin brain tickler by D.ymmit October 17, 2011
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